Britney Spears The Kabbalist!

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Britney Spears, whose first marriage in January lasted just 55 hours, is to wed in a Kabbalah ceremony. The 22-year-old singer - not Jewish -will marry fiance Kevin Federline, also, not even Jewish .
So I guess we've dispensed with the requirement one must have studied Torah for fourty years before learning the hidden secrets. Maybe this performance with the snake is some mysterious Kaballistic ritual? Though somehow seeing this ritual performed by a guy in a long black suit, shtriemel, and peyos has a little different spiritual tone.

Kaballah as most mystical practices strongly urge the new devotee you learn closely with a teacher. One already versed and who has more years of Kaballah "under their belt" so to speak. Rebbitzen Spears is no doubt engaged in some serious learning here from her guru The Madonnazeshe Rebbe.

Miss Spears's parents, (the chusan's machatenezters?) are said to be horrified at the prospect (NO!!) and, as devout Baptists, are urging her to plan a ceremony reflecting their faith.

'There's some resistance from her family,' said a friend who is obviously not Jewish. A Jewish friend would never have reported this so diplomatically. "She is dead to them and they were having a Kaniphshin would have been more expected..