EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE 
'CEPT FOR ME AND MY MONKEY

Dear Mr. Spitzer,

(I am not addressing you as Governor since hopefully by the time you read this you will have resigned).

You sanctimonious piece of shit. You hypocrite. You made a career bringing others down for alleged crimes. You used RICO, you utilized wire tapping, you availed yourself of Federal Law when phone lines were used. And now, you get hanged upon your own petard. Political scandals never bothered me. I expect them. But you? You rose to prominence upon a high horse of morality.

How dare you as Governor of New York, visit prostitutes. You prosecuted prostitution rings! And your press conference today. How pathetic. To apologies to the public without saying what you are apologizing for. And then to scurry out like the coward you are without taking any questions.

You are the lowest of the low. Not for what you did. That has precedent from higher figures than yourself. But for the ruthless way you went after others. The Sheriff of Wall Street you liked to call yourself.

I hope every tawdry detail comes to light and I hope your sexual predilections are so embarrassing you live the rest of your life in utter shame.